The fuck

I had something that I wanted to post an actual article about and I got psyched because it was the first time I felt inspired to put some work into writing, but then I completely forgot what it was I wanted to post about. So instead I'll just tell you all that I had a dream last night in which I was caught jerking off on either a plane. That's strange for me as it is (dreaming about something like jerking off, not actually jerking off on mass transportation which is actually rather common for me), but stranger still is the fact that I just kept going. I had a hand wrapped around my hardon and I wasn't about to let some stuffy flight attendant tell me what to do with it.



Do you turkeys remember when I ran Rebel Alliance and I used to make fun of camgirls before they become so omnipresent? And do you remember how much of my attention was focused on one camgirl in particular: Nay? Well predictably Nay eventually really excelled at her role of being an attention starved and desperate whore by refusing to get a real job, getting breast implants, ripping a whole bunch of people off by charging them membership fees for a website she never updated (their fault), and then getting knocked up. The whole thing is actually pretty well documented over on Encyclopedia Dramatica and although I'm never given credit for the fact that everyone knows her full name (remember I was the guy who posted her uncensored yearbook photo), it's worth a read. It's certainly not work-safe though, so consider yourself warned.

Just further proof I'm always right about everything ever.

Giving shit the finger

I love giving shit the finger: people, places, inanimate objects... nothing is safe from the fleshy wrath of my middle digit. One of my greatest acheivements in life is sharing the joys of flipping the bird with some of my Thai friends. I'm sure that I'm not the first foreigner to give the finger in Thailand, but I have noticed much more widespread usage since I first shared some of my favorite ways in which to do it a few years ago.



The guy in the following video definitely feels me, and he was smart enough to make an entertaining video out of him flipping off a bunch of smug zoo animals. These motherfuckers definitely needed to be taken down a peg.

Teaching English in Thailand

I bought a Creative Vado HD pocket video recorder specifically for my most recent trip to Thailand and while I did manage to take a couple of interesting videos, my favorite has to be of my work teaching English. I don't have a four year degree or a TEFL/TESOL certificate, but I think that I did pretty well.

Sumo Confidential

Roughly one hundred years ago I was working the help desk at a small publishing company in the Philadelphia suburbs, not all that far from where I live now. When I first got the job I was living with a buddy of mine a few towns over and my commute was about thirty minutes each way. Once our lease was up and I was making a bit more money, I decided to move into my own place down the street from my office, reducing my commute to about five minutes. Living so close to work is great for about a thousand reasons, but my absolute favorite was the fact that I could go home for lunch, nap, make a sandwich, and still get back to my desk with a few minutes to spare. On the rare occasions that I didn't want to nap or jerk off, I'd make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and watch TV; the problem is that there is jack-fucking-shit on television between the hours of say 11AM and 4PM, unless you love shows like Judge Judy or Judge Joe Brown or Judge Judge Reinhold. So I started watching sumo wrestling on ESPN 3 or 4 or so and found that it's actually pretty fucking awesome.

What I'm getting to here is: here is a cool documentary on the surprisingly awesome sport of sumo wrestling called "Sumo Confidential." If it's between the hours of say 11AM and 4PM, I'd highly recommend watching this over anything on TV.

lb said... ladyboy season has come

Oh, it most certainly has.

Boo

Sorry

I've been in Thailand -- I promise I'll write something soon. I don't know what it'll be, and I can't promise that it'll be worth reading, but I'll still write something.