The fuck

I had something that I wanted to post an actual article about and I got psyched because it was the first time I felt inspired to put some work into writing, but then I completely forgot what it was I wanted to post about. So instead I'll just tell you all that I had a dream last night in which I was caught jerking off on either a plane. That's strange for me as it is (dreaming about something like jerking off, not actually jerking off on mass transportation which is actually rather common for me), but stranger still is the fact that I just kept going. I had a hand wrapped around my hardon and I wasn't about to let some stuffy flight attendant tell me what to do with it.



Do you turkeys remember when I ran Rebel Alliance and I used to make fun of camgirls before they become so omnipresent? And do you remember how much of my attention was focused on one camgirl in particular: Nay? Well predictably Nay eventually really excelled at her role of being an attention starved and desperate whore by refusing to get a real job, getting breast implants, ripping a whole bunch of people off by charging them membership fees for a website she never updated (their fault), and then getting knocked up. The whole thing is actually pretty well documented over on Encyclopedia Dramatica and although I'm never given credit for the fact that everyone knows her full name (remember I was the guy who posted her uncensored yearbook photo), it's worth a read. It's certainly not work-safe though, so consider yourself warned.

Just further proof I'm always right about everything ever.